I’m 25! →
A very naked New Year. →
Why, Rose is my middle name! →
Bristol Palin must be TRIPPIN!!!
I met a pug shih tzu mix today. It had some pretty ugly teeth. But it was so cute! Back to packing…
I had my first Indian chat today! And now we’re at Forever 21. Oh, Fremont.
The chola and bacon cheddar potato wedges are strong post-loft.
We mission kids are awesome!!! Another night, another dancefloor.
I swig sparkling cider by the bottle.
Nene versus Kim sounds like me versus my mom.
Devon: You need to bang the drum.
Jay: I'm bangin' it.
Devon: Nah, that's not what I'm talkin' about, dog.
Devon: Love the drum.
Jay: Man, I do love my drum.
Devon: When was the last time you got some?
Can I get a HELL YEAH for Drumline? I ain’t mad at Nick Cannon.
My hope for Economy 2008+. →
I think the focus of most people is to protect moreso than it is to accrue wealth.
My Secret Santa gift arrived from Canada today! (And my Umsteigen sweater dress, too. :D)
We bring you this urgent holiday message… →
In case you were wondering, the premise of American Pie 20,000: The Naked Mile is some kid in the Stifler family is having trouble living up to his last name. He’s been dating his girlfriend for two years. And they are both still virgins.
‘Digital’ means that it bounces through the wall! That’s why it doesn’t need...– My mom, trying to explain digital TV to my uncle (via lraine)
My soy sauce leaked in my purse . :(
Omelettes [Adapted from Twitter]
Caroline McCarthy: I just googled "lobster omelette," wanting to know if such a thing exists. Answer: Yes.
Charlie O'Donnell: You can make anything into an omelette, except another omelette -- because then a vortex opens up and the world ends.
Noel Hidalgo: Not true, you can use bacon to separate the omelettes and keep the universe intact.
Charlie O'Donnell: [Noel], remind me not to put you in charge of the Large Hadron Collider.
**In small world tech news, CEO hit on me when I was an intern. OVER THE INTERNET.**
Singer and actress Eartha Kitt has died, her publicist, Patty Freedman, told CNN...– …And on a day of “Santa Baby” revivals. :( Singer, actress Eartha Kitt dies at 81 - CNN.com R.I.P Ms. Kitt (via reenee)
I suppose I should go feed those goddamned cats now.
My modern merry Xmas. →
It’s no wonder why I like my chocolate bittersweet.
The nature of the net is that people want their fame on a day-to-day basis,...– Josh Harris (Once the king of the downtown Internet scene in the 90’s and creator of the first online television network). I’m DYING to see the new very Orwellian film that features Josh, entitled WE LIVE IN PUBLIC premiering at Sundance Film Festival ‘09 as part of the documentary competition. ...
I can’t get no sleep.
Meile KalikiMayka!* →
Three gunshots - Maybe they’re in celebration?
Sometimes I want to punch this small world in the face.