April 2008
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T-Pain, what have you done? Yain’t never...
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Don’t Mess With A Latina « Natali Del Conte →
When I wrote for TechCrunch in 2006 I was criticized for being a woman. Now I’m not Hispanic enough? Would this audience be more comfortable if I wore an apron and made a video of myself cooking Puerto Rican pasteles and arroz con gandules? Would that be authentic enough?
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Politics: Google hires black lobbyist to appease... →
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Branding: Apple Logo Makes You Creative. Really →
A new study by researchers at Duke University found that “even the briefest exposure to the Apple logo may make you behave more creatively.” How did they measure that? By having the subjects list “all of the uses for a brick that they could imagine beyond building a wall.”
“I heard Obama speak,” he said. “He hit me with that...”
– A Hot Mess! » Nickel Hearts Obama Now
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Untitled, regarding teeth
B: remember when ppl had retainers with stickers in them?
B: so disgusting
A: YES
A: drama masks!
A: or ice skates?
B: i never had retainers
A: or smiley faces!
B: but i was like: ew put that back in ur face
A: if only there were circumstances you could say that to people now
A: "ew. put that back in ur face"
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My computer hutch is my dinner table and I’m fine with that.
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Utilitarianism
Sometimes my coworker validates her existence by buying me cookies.
March 2008
I hate Yelpers.
No, I don't have an iPod car audio adapter.
I only call people when I’m in constant traffic on the freeway and all seven of my FM presets are playing commercials.
#90 Dinner Parties « Stuff White People Like →
If a white person says they have eaten the dish before, it is best to respond by saying “you ate a watered down version. They don’t even sell this to white people, it’s that intense. Even I had to show ID.”
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Crema Coffee Roasting Company →
Clean and cute with Wi-Fi. I’m a fan.
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Giving in to the man
Okay, fine, I’ll decrease the size of my portions.
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Bread crumbs of discovery: Philtrums only come in...
Everybody is Ugly “I had been reminded of this picture that Rumi had sent me of a Teen Vogue staffer wearing my Alexander Wang coat,…” Fashion Toast “Freja is so badass, even on a bed of roses/whatever those are. I love her philtrum. That’s totally a word.” Lip-Philtrum Guides The Lip-Philtrum Guides are intended for use by medical professionals. Lip-Philtrum...
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The overexamined life
If Jell-O made a perfume, I would wear it.
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“Life will give you whatever experience is most helpful for the evolution of your...”
– Eckhart Tolle (via JuliaAllison)
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Things happen for a reason.
Construction saved my ass.
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Man against himself
Despite my sarcastic shell, deep down inside I feel an incessant need to set things right.
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Romeo picks a winner. →
MomBot can’t do it for you.
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