January 2009
Garlic cheese samples, a big malamut named Sugar, and Berkeley Kibrary registration. It’s Errands Saturday!
“These days, the Bay Area has too many dim sum houses to count. But we tried....”
– Good things in small packages
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“Getting laid is awesome. Getting off is awesome. Getting laid off? Not so much....”
– Finance Gurrrl Girlfriend (“FGF”) « Dating A Banker Anonymous
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Happy Lunar New Year! →
I personally predict that little pixilated zodiac animals will run rampant through the Internet:
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“Though she finds all pasty, middle-aged men intoxicating, Nakajima said balding...”
– Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source
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SRSLY. →
I want to be “crispy” like a Beat Freak!!!
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Dear “Michael,” I have this thing I want to introduce to you. It’s called snark.
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Avatar “action items.” →
Write to Douglas Aibel.
Add a banner to my sidebar.
Inform fellow bloggers and outspoken advocates.
Boycott the movie if it keeps original casting.
Hold respectful debate with people on the subject.
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Not a big fan of Fabio, but I like that he just said “bunky bed.”
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At 5:35 PM today, I discovered a white hair. The tip was brown. But the other 80% of it was definitely, definitely white.
Jimmy Carter is on the Daily Show, but I’m going to watch the Last Unicorn instead. AND COMPILE THE PLATINUM PARTY GUESTLIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mia Farrow is NOT my acoustic cup of tea.
“Do you know you’re the best brother in the world ? Do you know you’re very...”
– Capucine, best little sister in the world cheering up her older brother. Sometimes I feel she comes from planet Love. (via capucha)
January 25 →
lraine:
lraine posted a photo:
The BEST Valentine’s Day gift bag EVER.
I literally laughed out loud in the middle of that Target aisle. So cute… I WANT!
(more January 25)
On the corner standing next to a mission tranny. HAAAAWWWT!
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“A former Bay Area woman who worked as a high-priced call girl to pay off her...”
– Stanford Law grad-turned-escort pleads guilty to tax evasion
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Why Aura you fighting? →
While we danced, a line of bad dancing hoe bitches intersected through one end of our circle to the other, making a perfecting international “no” sign of people. I glared at the tail of them as they unapologetically marched by in their cheap-ass shirts. I have no problem with people entering my personal space in the name of negotiating tight crowds, provided that the perpetrators make some sort...
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Hmong Mill-onaires. →
The Spirit Catches You and You Fall Down by Anne Fadiman
White Snake by Geling Yan
Slumdog Millionaire
and
Seven Pounds
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D:
So it turns out Twitter’s block function does diddly-squat.
Problem with eating a lime chip at night: You want another one.
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Today’s Culture Queen: Nicole. →
Shake a tailfeather! (Nicole would expect me to say that.)
Like: random encounters with the one i love on public transportation.
Text-Message Anthropology
caro:
How to know that the boy who just texted you is drunk: when he sends a <4 instead of a <3. Wasn’t there an ’80s one-hit wonder single called “Love Plus One?”
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Watchmeghanasha:
Violinist Hilary Hahn gets some unexpected beats from Burly Man (I can’t find the link to this talented musical chameleon).
I’ll update later, when I get more info.
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