Real Housewives of San Francisco.

The real drama, the stuff that Bravo reality TV commercial teasers are made of, is when Riju sneaks her emo rocker interest of the moment into the party. Sneaky! Will Jasminder find Riju making out with a Mexican boy?? Whatever, the only reason Riju was at that stupid party was because her car’s been in the shop since one particularly mysterious night. If she just had her Lexus, she’d totally be at a Hawthorne Heights concert with her “boyfriend”! Mrs. Chou’s son is left playing video games among a bunch of other pseudo-family friends’ kids. He pretty much wins everything. But still has no personality.

The case against Ryan.

When his ex and him saw the sonograms of the would-be baby, they said it reminded them of a chicken nugget. CHICKEN NUGGET. If there is one thing I would not burned into the tissues of my mouth, it is a reference to an unborn baby that - thank goodness - was eventually aborted.

I think we need a stomp-off. / A White boy moment.

Social networking on The Office and “the uncanny valley” on 30 Rock? Where did good TV come from?