“You’ve been published by The Atlantic? That’s cool. My name is frequently used as a tag on Tumblr. We have all the makings of a modern power couple.”
“Do you come here often? I do. I’m the Foursquare mayor, actually, which means I come here more than anyone else. That reminds me, I need to check-in. Can I have your Twitter handle? You’re so attractive, I want to Shout it from multiple applications. Simultaneously.”"
When you admitted that you only date people within your own culture because it’s too difficult to date someone outside of it. I think that just means you’re too lazy to try.
Whoa. Talk about loaded.
He lost his glasses and two thousand dollars that night and slept in the bus station. I had to drive five hours to retrieve him—with a stop-over at the emergency room for fluids. We were together another four years.
Evelyn Everlady is the pen name of a young woman residing in New York who, for obvious reasons, wishes to retain her anonymity. She is quite aware that dating this person doesn’t exactly reflect well on her either."