Barack Obama Being Adorable with Adorable Children

alexleo:

AND STAY DOWN

animalsbeingdicks:

Ted thought little Jimmy needed a bath.

Poofy and me on offspring and things.

Poofy: do you realize that everyday we're a little closer to having one of these things? o.O

Mayka: ...

Mayka: if you say "these" it sounds closer

Mayka: they are THOSE things

Mayka: not THESE things

Poofy: thats the point!! THOSE has becoming THESE

Mayka: NO.

Poofy: soon they won't just be THINGS

edith yang: better start freezing those eggs

Mayka: ...

Poofy: i said those! :D

On having a daughter

Leta: "Mom, I love to read."

Me: "I know, Leta. I think that's awesome."

Leta: "My friend Hannah can't read."

Me: "It's okay that she can't read, Leta. Not all five-year-olds can read."

Leta: "No, she can't read because she's tall."

Me: "Oh, really? That's how it works?"

Leta: "She's tall, and I want to be tall and you never let me be tall!"

Me: "Whoa, hold on there."

Leta: "IT'S NOT FAIR! I JUST WANT TO BE TALL!"

Me: "Leta, I married the tallest one I could find. I DID MY PART."

Leta: "YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!"

Me: "And have you seen my brother? He's six-foot-four! I've given you nothing BUT tall."

Leta: "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME BE TALL?!"

Me: "Are we seriously having this conversation?"

Leta: "ALL I EVER WANTED WAS TO BE TALL!"

Me: "Aren't you supposed to be busy throwing rocks at windows? Isn't that what most kids your age are doing? HERE, TAKE THIS PERMANENT MARKER. GO WRITE ON THE WALLS."