"Oh please, stop. I’m not a marriage counselor."
"Essentially, Digital Life Sacrifice is asking the public to decide whether they’d prefer to live in world where children don’t die of HIV and Aids, or a world where Kim Kardashian – essentially a less useful version of Paris Hilton – doesn’t use Twitter to bombard followers with links to KardashianKard.com, her dreadful-sounding prepaid credit card website. It’s a tough choice."
Love the girl, and yes, I can empathize, but this is hilarious.