At the movies.

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When they wind up doing the porn version of Watchmen (inevitably entitled Crotchmen), I hope they at least have the sense to use a tagline like “From the visionary director of All Anal Pounding 8.”

This is for all my Azn brothas…

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"Summering in the Hamptons, I went for the stroll down the beach one night and came across a bonfire crawling with sporting students from Princeton. One of the young gentlemen stopped me and asked me if I was in Kappa Delta Rho; he thought I was a student! “Bonfire."

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Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton (born October 26, 1947) is a senator, a presidential candidate, the wife of former president Bill Clinton, and a dick.

Though she has claimed to be from New York, Arkansas, Washington, or anywhere else she’s up for election, Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton was actually born in Chicago, Illinois.

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