"btw someone “dumped” a female peacock around here… she looks lost and lonely… I’m hoping she’ll make friends with the hundreds of turkeys…"
Things people do to people who live in the Fremont hills
"Rachelle Friedman, a twenty-five year old former dance and aerobics instructor, suffered a tragic injury last year when one of her bridesmaids pushed her into the shallow end of a swimming pool at her bachelorette party. As a result of her accident, Rachelle broke her C6 spinal vertebra and is now a quadriplegic."
Bridesmaid of the Year Award
"I REALLY AM MAKING SURE THAT I’VE TRIED LIKE 6 TIMES ALREADY HOLLLLLERRRRRR…..I HAVE THE SAME CARD INFORMATION THE SAME BILLING
ADDRESS THE SAME SHIPPING ADDRESS THE SAME SECURITY CODE IT WAS ALL CORRECT INFORMATION I PROVIDED HOLLLLLERRRR…"
"Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky."