1. theaudacityofswope:

don’t look now, but there’s a rad owl in your grill

Why you owl in mah grill?

    theaudacityofswope:

    don’t look now, but there’s a rad owl in your grill

    Why you owl in mah grill?

    (via sjaejones)

    1 year ago  /  519,547 notes  /  Source: thedorseyshawexperience

  2. THIS IS MY FUTURE.
(via Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl: You’ll Never Have to Eat Noodles Alone Ever Again | OhGizmo!)

    THIS IS MY FUTURE.

    (via Anti-Loneliness Ramen Bowl: You’ll Never Have to Eat Noodles Alone Ever Again | OhGizmo!)

    1 year ago  /  9 notes  /  Source: ohgizmo.com

  3. btw someone “dumped” a female peacock around here… she looks lost and lonely… I’m hoping she’ll make friends with the hundreds of turkeys…

    My Mother

    Things people do to people who live in the Fremont hills

    1 year ago  /  0 notes

  4. alicedubs:

TACOS AND PANDA

    alicedubs:

    TACOS AND PANDA

    (via partypantsed-deactivated2013040)

    2 years ago  /  3,767 notes

  5. tebowing:

RhinoBowing!

    tebowing:

    RhinoBowing!

    2 years ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: tebowing

  6. Rachelle Friedman, a twenty-five year old former dance and aerobics instructor, suffered a tragic injury last year when one of her bridesmaids pushed her into the shallow end of a swimming pool at her bachelorette party. As a result of her accident, Rachelle broke her C6 spinal vertebra and is now a quadriplegic.

    Bridesmaid of the Year Award

    2 years ago  /  9 notes

  7. Farting Hippo is the new Sneezing Panda

    2 years ago  /  48 notes

  8. 2 years ago  /  42,513 notes  /  Source: melaphantastic

  9. AND STAY DOWN

    animalsbeingdicks:

    Ted thought little Jimmy needed a bath.

    Ted thought little Jimmy needed a bath.

    3 years ago  /  277 notes  /  Source: animalsbeingdicks

  10. I love this list. via @fashionista_com
(via Things That Make Us Go WTF: Beauty Edition – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice)

    I love this list. via @fashionista_com

    (via Things That Make Us Go WTF: Beauty Edition – Fashionista: Fashion Industry News, Designers, Runway Shows, Style Advice)

    3 years ago  /  5 notes  /  Source: fashionista.com

  11. I REALLY AM MAKING SURE THAT I’VE TRIED LIKE 6 TIMES ALREADY HOLLLLLERRRRRR…..I HAVE THE SAME CARD INFORMATION THE SAME BILLING
    ADDRESS THE SAME SHIPPING ADDRESS THE SAME SECURITY CODE IT WAS ALL CORRECT INFORMATION I PROVIDED HOLLLLLERRRR…
    – Exscapade

    3 years ago  /  0 notes

  12. Gia danced around a little, shaking her peaches for show. She shook it hard. Too hard. In the middle of a shimmy, her stomach cramped. A fart slipped out. A loud one. And stinky.

    Flavorwire » Must-Read Excerpts from Snooki’s New Book

    Will someone please shoplift this for me?

    3 years ago  /  1 note  /  Source: flavorwire.com